How convenient that JK Rowling made Tom Marvolo Riddle equal I Am Lord Voldemort when it’s obviously supposed to be Mr. Tom, A Dildo Lover.
When Chuck Norris goes to sleep at night
he checks under the bed for Samwise Gamgee.
Waiting for pie to cook
You know when a fast angry song comes on that you know every word to and you’re in just the right mood that your eyes light up with the fire and angst of a thousand punk rockers and you just feel so alive
Sir David Attenborough vs. a cute frog
Ugh this is annoying
The fork pissed me off so much.
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